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Name: Jennifer
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Interests: Drawing, music... Lotsa things
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Currently Reading
Red River Vol. 18 (Red River (Graphic Novels))
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*sigh*

I am so exhaustulated....

I spent the entire day out on the lake with my youth group and I got really burnt.... My whole head feels like it's under a heat lamp...

Ugh.

But it was fun. We got to teach some girls how to swim, and we fed a bunch of Canadian geese, and then after we ran out of gas, headed to Stevie B's 3 hours early. I ate so good when I was there. Oof, I hadn't eaten all day (It felt like) and I got a med. white cheese pizza (FYI: white cheese pizza= no red sauce... SUH-WEET!!!)

Anyway, a stomachache later, I was in the car back towards home to see my new puppy again. ^^ I lub her!!! (She's such a smart baby!)

Anyway, we come home (I'm really tired) and we all freshen up so we can head out and go bowling.

Well, we're having a good time, I'm doing horribly (as usual) But I'm doin' good for feeling as bad as I did, and all of a sudden, dad (who had been talking to Kendall) turns to me and says "Red alert! Red alert! Boyfriend alert!!"

.... which naturally meant that Justin was right behind me.

*face/palm*

Honestly, you stalk a guy for 3 weeks, and then he disappears for 3 more weeks, then he just shows up again. I mean, REALLY.

<.<

I was glad to see him, though. ^////^

...

Oh, and tomorow's Jeff's REAL birthday celebration. *wink*

------------------ -------  -     -            -                              -

"Break conformity!! BE A DUCK!!!"

"Jen, You're scaring my invisible girlfriend..."

"Oh, look... It's a walking ham...."

"I'm straight.... So is spaghetti, untill you get it hot and wet."

ooooooooooooo oooooo o     o            o                              o

Me: "Jen, you've got something... *pokes her in the nose*"       Brigit: "... In your nose."      Jen: "Oh yeah, baby. You know how I like it..."      Me: "You like it in the nose?"       Jen: "*face/palm*"       Travis: "Does that mean that you could have a baby out your nose?"      Me: "Aww, man. I'd hate to be pregnant with a baby in my nose. Could you imagine that?"        Everybody: "No."

 

.:EDITZORZ!!!:.
New, music lolz. Sandstorm, by Darude. I had forgotten how much I loved this song. ^^


Monday, June 16, 2008

Currently Watching
Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
By Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Edward Sanders, Timothy Spall
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1. Full name?
---- Wouln't you like to know.

2. Male/Female?
---- Female

3. Were you named after anyone?
---- My daddy picked my name. But I got my middle name from my grandmother... Even though her name is Linda (English) and mine is Lin (Chinese, WTF?)...

4. Does your name mean anything?
---- Jennifer... "From the French form of a Welsh name Gwenhwyfar, which is composed of the elements gwen meaning "fair, white" and hwyfar meaning "smooth". In Arthurian legend she is the beautiful wife of King Arthur. Her betrayal of her husband with Mordred prompted the battle of Camlann, which led to the deaths of both Mordred and Arthur. Later versions of the legends tell of her adulterous affair with Sir Lancelot."
(... I always liked Lancelot...)

5. Nickname(s)?
Jenny, Jena, Jeanie, Ginny, Jen, Bozoface, J Bugstah Lamont, Jenny Bug, J bug, Jay, Jebus, and a few other pet names that will go unnamed...

6. What do you think you look like?
---- I look like me! And nobody else does! >w<

7. Date of birth?
---- January 6 4000 BC.

8. Place of birth and current location?
---- GEORGIA.

9 Nationality?
---- American... But I'm an otaku at heart.

10. Astrology sign?
---- Capricorn.

11. Chinese astrology sign?
---- I'm metal... and a monkey. Hmm...

12. Religion?
---- I don't have a religion. I have a lifestyle. (Or, at least, I'm trying to)

13. What's your favourite smell?
---- I like the fresh rain, vanilla beans, my skin, strawberries, white cake mix, cotton candy, evergreen needles, and horse shit. :D

14. Political position?
---- I have been classified as an anarchist, but I see myself as more of a radical independant that is fed up of america's f*cked up system.

15. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
---- Your Blood!!! I like to drink cold milk or a cup of juice.

16. Hair + eye colour?
----Brown... For both. *sigh* How ordinairy.

17. Do you look like anyone famous?
---- Erm, not that I’m aware of.

18. What do you look like?
I have two eye, two ears, a nose and several other features. :D

19. Any unusual talents?
---- I can belch up to 80 decibles loud, juggle, bake, and beat most guys at videogames. ;P

20. Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
---- Right.

21. Gay, straight, bi, or other?
---- I belong to a distinct groip of people from my middleschool who called themselves... "The gayest straight people"!!!
(... "gayest"? is that spelled right?)

22. What do you do for a living?
---- I leech of of my parents. 

23. What do you do for fun?
---- I'm doing it.

24. Materials to work with?
---- Mech!Pencils and a snubbly eraser that I found under my bed. I drew this little guy on it with a marker and stabbed him with my sewing needles... He's so cute.

25. What kind of materials would you like to work with?
---- I wanna be able to use the mystical art programs on my computer~! (That are, actually, like, 6 years old)

26. Have you met your grandparents?
---- Yeah, what of it?

27. Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
---- I currently have an invisible girlfriend named Chloe (pronounced "CLOWIE") who frequently scares my little sister.

28. Crush?
---- (Isn't that the name of a turtle from something?)

29. What celebrity would you date if you could?
---- BLAAAGH! I don't wanna date ANY of them. I'd like to become a lot of them's friends, but I don't wanna date any of 'em!

30. Current worries?
---- "... I wonder where I'm gonna go to school whe I get done here. I need to get a job. Did I turn off the oven? Hmm, I hope Anna and Rachel are well. I wonder what's for dinner... Ugh, this room's a mess. I wish that I could get a move on with my Japanese lessons. I wonder what I'm gonna do when I graduate from college. I wanna be a VA, but I need to run for law and then get into political business so that I can fix this country. I wonder what that smell is? I fed the turtles, didn't I, yeah, I did. I can't remember what I did with that pen... Oh, I have a headache. I need to finish those drawings. maybe I'll color them. Eww, I need to wash clothes, this shirt stinks......."

31. Favourite online guy/girl(s)?
---- Uhm... Yes?

34. Do you burn or tan?
---- I tan beautifully. BUT, then I shed it all off again and am a pale, scaley, white chick. Woe is me...

35. Ever break a bone?
---- *appaled look of horror*

36. What is your favourite cereal?
---- I like grits. (so I'm from the south, so what?)

37. Person you cry with?
---- I cry alone. 

38. Any sisters?
---- Yup. 2 blood and one step.

39. Any brothers?
---- Yup. 2 step.

40. Any pets?
---- ( I hate this question)
I have: 2 horses, 2 cats, 2 turtles, a doggy, 28 fish, and Rachel. 

41. An illness?
---- Ichthyosis Vulgaris. (Go look it up yourself)

42. A pager?
---- ... Are you serious? Do they even still make those things?

43. A personal phone line?
---- Ha ha ha! Nope.

44. A cell phone?
---- Yep! *waves jingly cat fone charm at you*

45. A visible birthmark?
---- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, not rly. *checks*

46. A pool or hot tub?
---- Pool, it's the ONLY way to tan.

47. A car?
---- *bursts into tears*

48. Personality?
---- *shrugs* Nice, quiet, disturbing. "I HAVE ISSUES"

49. Driving?
---- Yes.

50. Your clothing style?
---- Comfy loose, other than that I don’t really care. I have mah OWN style.

51. Room?
---- *hides face in shame* There's 'dust' everywhere...

52. What’s missing?
---- What IS missing? ( I'm the type of person to hack this question up into millions of disectable pieces because I'm reading too much into it.)

53. School?
---- .... go hornetssss.... woooooooooo..... *waves flag*

54. Bed?
---- Wherever you like, baby.. *wink*

55. Relationship with your parents?
---- I tell them everything. (Well, almost everything) I tell them what they need to know and they don't pry. That keeps it simple

56. Do you believe in yourself?
---- "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! .. I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!"

57. Do you believe in love at first sight?
---- Yes. And I also believe in unicorns and the Great Pumpkin.

58. Consider yourself a good listener?
---- You say somethin'?

59. Have a future dream that you would like to share?
---- *sigh*

60. Get along with your parents?
---- Didn’t I already answer this?

61. Save your e-mail conversations?
---- Well, I don’t delete them. Unless they're junk or less-than friendly.

62. Pray?
---- Whenever I remember...

63. Believe in reincarnation?
---- I'd like to, but I don't really. It's a fun idea.

64. Brush your teeth twice a day?
---- ;-; No, and I'm horrible for it.

65. Like to talk on the phone?
---- No, you can tell by how thin my phone book is..

66. Like to eat?
---- I live to eat....  OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

67. Like to exercise?
---- As much as any teenage, American, suburbian, white girl .

68. Like to watch sports?
---- Very much no.

69 Sing in the car?
---- "I'm siiiiiiiiinging in the raain. Just siiiiiiiiinging in the rain~!" In the car, or wherever I am and the mood strikes me.

70. What is a dream that you have all the time?
---- I have no re-occuring dreams. But I see the future sometimes, that's cool.

71. Dream in colour?
---- People don’t?

72. Do you have nightmares?
---- You'd think with as much crap that I choke down I would, but I (surprisingly) don't. 

73. Sleep with a stuffed animal?
---- Yes. A monkey gorilla and a bunny named Duke

74. What's right next to you?
---- This really big, one-eyed green thing with yellow fuzzy eyebrown and pink and purple moles. Blue goop is left behind when it slides across the floor. (It has feet like a starfish) He is about 4 1/2 feet tall. He says he wants to take him to our leader....

75. What's on your favourite mug?
---- It's a big, honkin' beer mug that nobody knows where it came from. I eat my ice-cream out of it.

76. What's on your mouse pad?
---- Sayoran and Sakura from Tsubasa. (But which ones are they??????)

77. Your favourite flavour of gum?
---- Vanilla mint.

78. Your brand of deodorant?
---- There's more than one?!

79. Your dream honeymoon spot?
---- I don’t know, never really thought about of it.

80. Your dream husband/wife?
---- Pff, I dunno. Sombody that I get along with... Like how my dad and step-mom are. They're so happy. I want that, too... 

81. What's hiding in your closet?
---- I am.

82. Under your bed?
---- Dust bunnies.

83. The name of one of your closest/best friends?
---- I haven't seen her in a long time... Almost 3 Years, now...

84. Your bad time of the day?
---- Whenever you wake me up, that's when you DIE. If I want to wake up, I'll set my alarm.

85. Your worst fear(s)?
---- The infinite, like the open ocean (looking down into dark oblivion)... And crazy dogs.

86. What's the weather like?
---- TOO FREAKIN HOT.

87. Your favourite time of year?
---- I like the colors and weather of fall. I like the perks of winter. I like the feeling of early spring. I HATE late spring and summer because of the blasted heat! If you're too cold, you can always put on a sweater or something, but if you're too hot, then you just sit there and SUFFER!!!

88. Your favourite holiday?
---- I luv Hallow's Eve. (Happy birthday Hannah!!)

89. A material weakness?
---- I turn into an annoyed, irritable, person who cleans things when given the lack of computer and internet.

90. The weirdest food or drink that you like?
---- Popcorn dipped in Applesauce. Try it sometime when nobody's watching. You have to eat it fast, otherwise the popcorn will turn soggy.

91. At the top of your "to do list"?
---- My "to do list" stretches horizantaly, rather that vertically because no thing has greater priority over another.

92. The hardest thing about growing up?
---- Growing up. ( ..."They try to tell me, you're not a kid at thirty-threeeeee"... )

93. A pet peeve?
---- People who fit perfectally into modern stereotypes, because "It isn't a stereotype if it's true"

94. Your scariest moment?
---- Being in close proximity with things that I can't relate to. (Which is one of the many reasons that I try to inderstand everything...)

95. Your attitude about love?
---- I think that, no matter who you fall in love with, that's your choice. Nobody has any right to tell you that you can't love somebody. It shouldn't matter what "shell" they're in or what age they are, Who you love is your choice.

96. The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
---- Well, which you want? Funny? or Desperate?

97. The worst feeling in the world?
---- Shitting your pants onstage. (Trust me, I've done it)

98. The best feeling in the world?
---- The feeling(s) of being loved.

99. Who sent this to you?
---- I stole it from darkbuu1.

100. 5 people to send this test too?
---- Hannah, Rachel, Anna..... and I think that those are the only people that see this page... Aww, how sad.


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This is to make up for the short journal last time. ;D


Currently Reading
The Host: A Novel
By Stephenie Meyer
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"Gaz! Taste me! ... I'm delicious!"


Friday, June 06, 2008

HAI THAR GAIZ!!

Sry, but my computer was killed by our internet provider and I just got it fixed...

...

Just in time to turn it off again for a killer electrical storm that is passing through....

UGH!!!!! I WANNA WATCH MAH CARTOONIES!!!!!!!!!

...

T_T


Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Currently Reading
The Host: A Novel
By Stephenie Meyer
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Okay, Mystery Bowler Guy = Justin...

Justin is a good bowler *-_-

I am not...

...

And I'm wierd for writing about him in my xanga.... I'm wierd for making "the eyes" at him when he was bowling.... I am wierd for smiling inside when he actually looks at me....

I am a hopeless romantic *face/plam*

....

I still think that I'm a pansy for not even being able to go up and talk to the guy.... It is in times like these when I stop and think to myself, "Hmm... Let's assess the situation: I like him; I could either continue to stare at him from behind my bowling ball, or I could go up and talk to him. If I go up and talk to him, there's the possibility that he's taken... That, I'm cool with, if he's not taken, that's when I don't know what the hell to do. Hmm.... I need to think about this more..... Should I go up and say something?? No, That would make me seem like I do this all the time. But if I don't, then what? Keep stalking him?" *sigh*

And that's 5 seconds in Jenny's head...

.....

Hannah, stop laughing.



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